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EAT THE OTHER BANANA!

Eat The Other Banana! 

Why eat me when you can eat the other?  You must look at us and can tell who is better.  I’m rotten and no good with bruises all over.  Small, brown, and attracts fruit flies.  He’s as yellow as could be with a flawless peel.  Large, brilliant, and smells divine.  I’m really squishy, I’ll be like mashed potatoes by the time I’m open.  He is ripe with hype and is really easy to be eaten up before me.  

 

About Him

If he could sing he would draw people in making you fight for him, you must gobble him up now before it is too late. He is limited addition so eat him now! He gives you the best luck and doesn’t leave you with a frown.  This luck will last forever and doesn’t get worn out. He holds the Guinness World record for not only the biggest banana but the finest banana leaving you full with all the nutrients you would need. How could you prefer me? 

 

About Me

If I could sing your ears would be gone off your head and on the other side of the world.  I’m dull and small with no taste at all.  I am yuck and will leave you starving because I don’t really fill people up.  If you eat me up I’ll leave you the worst luck even worse than being a duck.  I lack fiber, vitamins B6 and C, as well as potassium.  If you eat me I may just make you māuiui (sick) leaving you with an icky feeling throughout your body.  He has plenty more benefits. 

 

The Benefits He Has

The benefits he carries is heart health as well as helping with your digestive system, and he can even help with your blood sugar!  He has the right amount of potassium helping your heart and blood flow keep up and running.  Feeling drained and drowsy, well he is for you! He not only helps with everything else but energy boasts are his power providing an amazing source of your carbohydrates. This is amazing for a pre or post workout snack. I think this is the best option don’t you? 

 

The Best Option 

If there was a chart A to E, A being under ripped, B being barely ripe, C being ripe, D being very ripe, and E being over ripe.  You must know what one to choose! C is the one for you being perfectly in the middle, he has high fibre (brilliant for your gut health) low sugar level (which would be perfect for a diet because it is all natural sugars).  Sorrowfully I am ‘E’ being overripe meaning I have the highest sugar level (which is no good at all!) and lowest fiber content (which is again disappointing if you are needing something for your gut health). 

 

I clearly am terrible at supporting people with their health having barely any benefits.  I admit I am not the greatest of the bunch and he is way better.  Eat him before it is too late and he turns out like me. How would you feel to eat an over ripped with lots of bruises when you can eat a perfect banana that will make your tongue go ‘Woah hoo!’? 

 

  • Aylah and Mienke

 

Taonga

Mienke’s Taonga

My taonga are my dogs. When I am feeling down and I see my dogs Bapsie and Pumbaa, I feel happier. I like playing with my dogs. I like feeding them and washing them, and if I lost them I would not be myself.

Once I lost my dog. Bixie was my dog who passed away because he ate grapes and got cancer. Bixie was my best friend and it was really sad.

My dogs Bapsie and Pumbaa are now my best friends but I still think of Bixie as one of my best friends. My dogs Bapsie and Pumbaa are my taonga because I like them so much! I will not sell them for anything.

My dogs are English bulldogs. Facts are that some bulldogs have trouble breathing because their face is flat and that is my small dog, Pumbaa. English bulldogs have short legs, My older dog Bapsie has long legs and does not have a flat nose even though she is an English bulldog.

Pumbaa came from Hokitika. This makes me think of two pūrākau: Te Waka O Aoraki because the mountain, Aoraki, can be seen from Hokitika, and Poutini and Waitaiki because we go over the Arahura river where Waitaiki was turned into greenstone/Pounamu.

Mienke Van Heerden

Rock Climbing

Rock Climbing

One gloomy day with a little bit of sun, some of room eight got to go rock climbing at Charleston beach. I was so excited to get going. Me and my friends were in our teacher’s car Mrs S. My friend Gemma was talking non stop the whole way to Charleston beach. The best part of the trip was when we went past Punakaiki there were a lot of people there so me and Millie opened our windows and shouted out “PANCAKES” and we laughed for a while. We made it there and we had to wait there for a while because the instructors had to set up the ropes. We played this game called “BUMP!” while we waited.

How “BUMP” Works.

Everyone has a buddy but two people, the tagger and the bumper. The buddy can’t get tagged. The bumper has to run and bump off one of the buddy’s so on the opposite side the bumper bumps they have to run away! That’s how you play.

When they were done we went on a little hike. We could see the ocean, the Tasman Sea. The Tasman Sea, along the west coast of the South Island is called te Tai o Poutini! The Tasman sea was calm and light blue mixed with a light green. We saw dolphins and a seal just chilling in the water and playing.

We went to where we were going to be rock climbing. My favorite part of the walk was when we had to go through the access gate and that was really fun to go through. I hated most of the walk because the gorse hurt when we went through them.

When we got there, we got to explore where we were going to climb and where we were abseiling and where we landed for the abseiling and we landed in a cave. It was a really cool cave so we went back up and they set some ground rules and we were ready to split up in groups. Jaylas group went to abseiling first and my group went rock climbing first and I said I would go first for rock climbing.

I got the eight and and had to go through the eight again and you had to count the line so it goes like this “ Two, Four, Six, Eight, Ten and a shaca laca, and I was ready to go up the rock it was scary at first but when I got higher and higher I was have so much fun and I could see Jalya’s group practicing abseiling. When I got to the top I had to go down so I could lean back and jump down and lower you down. I had four goes and Gemma had one and Lidya went up a little bit and we all were so proud of her. We had to go have a lunch break and we got to watch the other group do abseiling Cassidy went first and then Jayla it looked so fun.

When we finished lunch we went for the parcis abseiling and I said I would go first again because it looked fun and we did not have the safety rope so if we let go then we would fall over. Lidya only wanted to do the prates and not the real thing. Millie went first for the abseiling and I went second and Millie went really fast down and when I was my turn when I stepped over the egged and then I went down I was super fun and I was going down fast as well when I got to this other rock I got stuck on the rock so I had to squeeze through and when I made it to the bottom I had to say “ Safe “ and then I have to take of the rope and then I say “ rope off”. Then I went up through the cave and I was so proud of myself and what I did that I really got out of my comfort zone. Then we packed up and then we went back to the car park and then we took off all our gear and then we said the stuff we enjoyed the most and then we went back in the car groups and went back home to tell our family about what happened.

We told our teacher about what we did and I think it was great to have the time to go outside and have the experience for really rock climbing and and not on fake rocks and I told our teacher about how the got a tight rope across the rocks and they have hammocks on the rope and they sleep there overnight and the if they want to get out they have to slide across and get out and back in and they have a safety rope on them for in case they fall out and they will be hanging off the hammock. But I think it will be really cool doing that. When we were walking back I gotta make up a story of the beach that was called ‘Doctors’ beach.

The story

One day a man was on the beach and he was sick and he was too sick to do anything and one day a mum seal is going to have birth and so he waited till she gave birth and when she did he went to the spot of were she had gave birth and he rubbed it all over him and then after a week went by he was as healthy as a horse and then one year he made a hospital with a lot of the slime that came from the birth slime and he gave it for free. One day they had to lock up and then a huge storm came and everyone was scared of what was going to happen next and next minute you knew a huge tide wave washed everything away and they were never seen again so then

Kea Panuitia

Kea – Alpine Taonga

Think about the perspectives from which these quotes have been written.
Which of these quotes do you think is the most positive and which do you think is the most negative? Why? I think the most negative quote is the one that they ate the two younger Kea’s because they were so annoying and trying to steal and break everything but it does not mean to kill the younger ones and then eat them to get back at them. I think the most positive thing is where the guy is sitting on a cliff and a Kea steals the sock but the man gets the sock back and the kea starts to laugh at the man.

Using the quotes, list ten qualities that kea are said to have.
Jokers
Thief
Mischievous
Playful
Cheeky
Rude
Feathered Devils
Killers
Gardeners
Vandal

Which of these quotations created a strong image in your mind and why? The one I think made a strong image was: ‘Kea added variety to camp life. They ate a crampon strap, chewed the tongue out of my boot, and generally tore holes in my tent. We killed two of the younger birds and ate them in a succulent stew of garlic and rice: It made a strong image in my mind because they ate two young Keas.

What is meant by ‘wanton destruction’ and who was responsible for this ‘wanton destruction’ ?
Long ago keas were getting hunted, because people thought they were pest, People got payed of how many they shoot, but they don’t do it any more because the keas aren’t pest.

List three reasons from the text as to why kea might be considered ‘feathered devils’!
1.Keas steal your gear.
2.They will rip holes in your tent.
3.They Laugh at you and kill sheep.

List five reasons why kea are important in our environment. HINT: Look for clues in the quotes.
Keas are important because they keep our environment safe, they stop landslides from happening, they grow native trees in places where there is no trees, Keas are important to the environment because they are near extenshien, They may have a dark side but the are the wild jokers.

Use your learning to write a twelve line poem about kea.
Your poem must contain metaphor or simile, personification, alliteration, adverbs, and rich adjectives.

Charlie Douglas, explorer extraordinaire, in his 1899 monologue on birds:
‘Unlike the Kakas, who have a dozen different cries, the Kea has just one, weird, Key-a Key-a, hence its name. Sounding like the wail of a lost spirit, the cry is rather a startling sensation while climbing a dangerous precipice, suggesting a possible corpse lying a thousand feet below, with the kea standing on the head picking out the eyes … Every time a fellow goes among the ranges he sees some new antic or piece of impudence among the keas. They have taken to sliding down the roofs of the iron huts the government has put up for tourists, taking time about the amusement.’
‘Glissading on Four Peaks’ by Jim Dennistoun, The Press, 3 October 1908:
‘We heard a kea down below us while we were resting, and the snow and rock around us and the plaintive cry of the kea made me think I was back at Mount Cook with all its joys. There are very few of these birds in the front hills now, and we were quite surprised to see him. There is something very fascinating to me in the cry of a kea or the call of a Paradise duck to his mate. They seem to accentuate the hugeness of the mountains and the wide spaces of the great river-beds, which make you feel so small and solitary.’
‘Alpine Notes’ New Zealand Alpine Journal 1928–31:
‘There must be very few mountaineers who would not view the passing of these birds with genuine regret, for, mischievous though they are, they provide endless amusement by their queer antics and almost human understanding. It is particularly to be regretted that protection has been withdrawn in the national reserves, where they have in past years endeared themselves to thousands of visitors, and have become so tame that they willingly come to the slaughter. There are many localities where the kea have never seen sheep, and yet here they are being needlessly killed off.’
Captain Val Sanderson, founder of the Native Bird Protection Society, defended kea in a letter to the Rodney and Otamatea Times, 31 August 1938:
‘The occupiers of sub-alpine country in the South Island knew the conditions before they went on the bleak highlands and they had no right to expect the general public to help them in their campaign against keas, which assisted nature to conserve the surface of steep slopes. In the ordinary course, the birds helped to distribute the seeds of plants which formed a protective cover when man and his animals did not interfere with nature’s way.’
‘Garden of Eden’, Auckland Star, 11 January 1939. Two Canterbury Mountaineering Club members, Stan Forbes and A H Scotney, on the first ascent of the Great Unknown:
‘While the party was encamped on the Perth after crossing the col a party of 10 keas arrived and in their insolent manner took charge of the situation. They took up a position a few feet from the tent. Broadsides of rocks made little difference; they came back as truculent as ever, although two of their numbers were on the retired list. While the campers were having their evening meal the keas took up a strategic position on a huge rock above the tent and amused themselves by pushing small boulders with their beaks onto their enemies. “There was a constant shower of missiles and we had to move out of the way,” said Mr. Forbes. “In the meantime the wretched keas were chortling with delight.” ’
John Pascoe, from Unclimbed New Zealand, 1939:
‘Kea added variety to camp life. They ate a crampon strap, chewed the tongue out of my boot, and generally tore holes in my tent. We killed two of the younger birds and ate them in a succulent stew of garlic and rice.’
‘Climbers Owe Much to the Wild Life’ by H McD. Vincent, Auckland Star, 14 July 1945:
‘I once tried to dry out my socks on a mountain ledge. A kea grabbed one of them. It was over the edge as I caught the other end of the sock. After a tussle it let go, but for half an hour afterwards it circled in noisy protest. All it said was “kea-ar, kea-ar,” but the tone would have made a policeman blush.’
‘Our Friend the Kea’ New Zealand Alpine Club Bulletin No. 8, March 1949:
‘Mountaineers and all lovers of our irrepressible comedian the kea will be gratified to learn that the bounty has been removed from the kea as from the 30th November last for the whole County of Westland and he is now a protected bird, and it is on us all as climbers and lovers of our friend to act as honorary rangers and stop wherever we can in this area the wonton destruction, or blood money, of this lovable New Zealand native bird. We know he has his bad habits among sheep but he does no harm in his native habitat in the alpine regions of Westland where there are no sheep. He does, in fact, help to preserve his native country by sowing of the right kind of seeds on scree and other barren country which is rapidly finding its way into our rivers and which fact has been apparently admitted by the responsible Government Ministers and Departments whilst there were co-operating with the New Zealand Forest and Bird Protection Society who were responsible for having this protection instigated and carried to a fruitful conclusion. So our sons and grandsons can still hope to hear that plaintive “cawing” which pulls at the heart strings and which helps to make an alpine holiday more complete, for some time to come.’
Mountaineer and author Philip Temple, wrote a wonderful children’s book about kea, Beak of the Moon, and also played a prominent role getting full protection for the species, which finally resulted in 1986. In his The Book of the Kea (1996), Temple wrote:
‘It is hard to conjure up an image of New Zealand’s mountains without them – these rough, tough parrots with an eye for the main chance, delighting everyone with their monkey-like antics. But they have a dark side: these inquisitive, playful jokers, it seems, are also feathered devils.’

Kea Poem
Colorful colour making a painting
Loud laughs like a joker at a party
A robber at the night stealing jewels
Are rich of how much they steal
Is a fast Cheetah but just flying
Is like the cheekiest kid in a class
It will beat you in a fast race
Looks like its from a circus with all the colours
It’s a fast ferrous fun bird
Very curious around people
Watch out for you staff outside
Like a parrot.

Mienke

Day Tramp

DAY Tramp

On a stormy morning me and my adventurous companions walked 20 km into a quiet rain forest.

When we got out of the cars all that I could hear was, the cars and the birds talking to each other. When all of the travelers came to the meeting spot we were ready to get going. We walked off into the quiet rain forest near the swaying bridge. When we arrived at the bridge swaying in the wind my companions had to go ten at a time across the bridge. I knew most of my companions did not like the swaying bridge. When it was my turn to go on the bridge me and nine others. We Were walking and walking side to side shaking it as hard as we could. When we were waiting for the other as you can hear some people laughing and the other screaming ahhhh.

We all made it across the bridge or did we! Our fabulous teacher Mrs Kemp said “ stop at every 1k marker ” and she gave us all numbers so when we hit a marker we will start at three because our adventurous friends Preston and Ruben were 1 or 2. My number was 10. The numbers were there for if we lose someone and they don’t say their number we know that they are missing but some people did forget to say their number, but none was missing.

I knew my legs were aching because my legs were still stiff from athlete’s day, but my confidantes said I can do this. I can make it to the end and don’t let anything stop me from getting to the end.

I heard the little birds talking. I knew my grandad was with me on the tramp. I was so happy because he liked little birds. When we got to the Irishman we had some food. I ate a chocolate chip muffin and a muesli bar. When we had finished we were off walking to the kiwi bridge. When I was near a tree and it had water drops I shook the tree and the water fell on every one.

All of us saw a bridge in the clearing with a digger as bright as the sun and I said “ that is my ride back to the car park. And there was another one, five people at a time to cross the bridge and we got to have lunch there. Ruben left after he ate something so then when he was walking far away from us then we packed up and started to walk back. I found a tree that had a lot of patterns on it and Mrs Kemp said that the tree would be good to do a tree drawing. Maker after maker we were only 1 maker to go and we were in the light. We saw the bridge in the distance, we had caught up with Ruben and his mum and we were there at the bridge and waiting for everyone to come and the adults were talking about how amazing we are then we had to go across in our car groups. When my group left we got ICE BLOCKS and we saw Mrs Kemp there. That was our first amazing tramp.

[- MIenke